Take #5:

I'm a:

Former Navy Secret Squirrel.

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Power Googler.

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Frozen pizza connoisseur.

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Lifter of heavy objects.

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Compulsive leg bouncer.

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Once I:

Got a mongoose confused with a dryer sheet.

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Won a D&AD New Blood Yellow Pencil 2019 (first time since 4th grade I received a pencil as an award).

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I'm good at:

Having tons of bad ideas sprinkled with a handful of great ones.

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Failing quickly and bouncing back just as quick.

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